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shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.
I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.
by QuacksO February 27, 2017
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Scranking

Scranking is wanking and screaming at the same time.
His right arm is totally ripped from scranking
by octosloth July 13, 2010
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A mixture between scared and strange.
My sister is so scrange.
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scrangle

intensely blowing into the microphone on any device that has a microphone. also can be known as scrangling
ugh, when I was on the phone with Meagan all she did was scrangle!
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Pre-scran-scran

Pre-scran-scran is a meal eaten before the main meal. It might only be a snack, or it might be a more substantial.
Pre-scran-scran is by nature a savory meal and not a sweet like pre-scran-duff, or post-duff-duff
Pre-scran-scran in its most significant form could be an entire meal such as a box of chicken legs and fries eaten before your curry.
In a lesser form it could be a tube of pringles, some salsa and guacamole.
by Napa Ben May 5, 2011
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scrunt

the paw padding movements made by an affectionate cat as it settles on ones lap
Go scrunt over there puss, you're annoying me.
by spandex July 15, 2003
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scoun

A combination of the words "suck" and "on" Said quickly enough, the two combine in speech to make Scoun.

Pronounced Sk-ow-n.
Haha! I killed you, scoun it!

Scoun that ice cream.
by I'm James!!! August 3, 2005
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