That short guy who will not open up unless he trusts you with all his heart is Sammy. He likes to drink a looooot but he's harmless. He is a sweetheart, gives amazing advice to friends and will tell you the hard truth if he considers you a friend. If not, he will say what you want to hear. He can be mature and a child at the same time. It's always fun to hang out with him.
by Eyebrowless Lady May 27, 2020

Super extremely short person, the size of a leprechaun. She is really bad at scavenger hunts and hits parked cars in her spare time. She is loco and WILL let you know about it. Fluent in yapanese and spanish.
“Hey did you talk to Sammie today?” “Yeah man she is kinda crazy and went on a rant about how bad cherries are, kinda strange.”
by Gibbycuh June 13, 2025

by lord Rys January 26, 2019

by hfuwhfeoiufh September 20, 2021

Sammi is amazing and no one can say otherwise.
You either love her or.. Or die.
There's not really any other option.
I stg if anyone insults her I will destroy you all.
You either love her or.. Or die.
There's not really any other option.
I stg if anyone insults her I will destroy you all.
God: what happens if I click this button
Angel: um it's kinda like you make an adorable reincarnation of Jesus
God: Ok-
Sammi: *exists*
Joey: aw
Kyla: aw
Joey and Kyla: we protecc, we attacc
Angel: um it's kinda like you make an adorable reincarnation of Jesus
God: Ok-
Sammi: *exists*
Joey: aw
Kyla: aw
Joey and Kyla: we protecc, we attacc
by It’s ya cringy boi, ThiOwO June 11, 2020

by Chickenbaguette April 17, 2020
