A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!
Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!
by What’s up! November 21, 2024
Get the bump squirtmug. The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.
by BillyBarou February 27, 2024
Get the Squirt Spongemug. by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025
Get the South Saharan Silly Squirtmug. The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
Get the signal squirtmug. After you have dropped a HORRIFIC STANK in the poo-bowl, you find the aerosol room deodorizer and give a "courtesy squirt"
MAN ! Billy - after last night's taco feast, when you get done in the shitter, MAKE sure you give a courtesy squirt !
by Painus inthe anus November 28, 2011
Get the Courtesy Squirtmug. When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.
A masturbation session where u reach
Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
A masturbation session where u reach
Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.
Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "
"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "
"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020
Get the Squirt tributemug. The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018
Get the Protein squirtsmug.