Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

Snot luge

The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.

The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.

by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

Snot

Snot a word to describe when something is sick in a good way

That game was so snot man!

by John pont April 1, 2024

fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in

Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

Holy Snot

Another way of saying "Holy Sh*t", originated by Ted.

"Holy snot, that computer is awesome!"

by celticfdguy May 7, 2010

snot tap

Another word used for a nose. Usually used when someone has a runny nose or is sick

Hey Dave, the old snot tap's running again

by Snoty August 24, 2017