brown shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

Bar Shower

Washing only the pits, crack and sack before heading off to your favorite watering hole in hope of picking up women.

It only took me three minutes to take a Bar Shower and divest of my rancid smells.

by roby1kanobi October 4, 2005

jizz shower

1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.

2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.

1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"

by Trinity R January 16, 2008

bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.

I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.

by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011

Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010

Shower Sex

When two people have sex while taking a shower.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go have some shower sex?"
Girl: "Hell yeah! Let's go!"

by Haru_Haru April 29, 2010

cream shower

1. When a male ejaculates after masturbating and the semen squirts high enough for it to come back down all over the male's head.
2. When a male pulls out during sex and ejaculates in a manner such that the trajectory of the semen comes down on the partner's head.
3. Any other occurence where semen drops from above onto someone's head.

1. I was lookin at some porn the other night and accidentally took a cream shower.
2. I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a cream shower.

by Rik F March 10, 2008