skateboard

Stupid thing people use when they hate life. Also consist of lame ass clothing.

I hate life I'm gonna go skateboard

by UNCTarHeel612 January 31, 2005

skateboarding

Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.

"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"

by B-rent15 October 10, 2007

Skate Party

Skate Party:-) Definition: Kegger for post retirement males and females looking to hook up and reminisce about when rollerskating was cool(and getting smashed).

-term originates from the Latin root word of skapartus

-Skate Parties started becoming popular after the super rebellious baby boomer generation began retiring

Yo dawg, this is a poppin' skate party. after I pop this Viagra and take off my skates I'm 'bout to hop on Ruth over there... I heard her teeth aren't even dentures!!!

by The Vich March 13, 2009

v-skane

spreading a girls toes and fucking in between the gap with your penis

i v-skaned denise last nite. her toes are red raw now

by 87badboy November 19, 2007

skate the wake

Another way to say wakeskating ..

Yo the lake is butter smooth .. sponsored by windex. Lets go skate the wake

by Grizzy Grass August 1, 2007

Skate boarding

Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...

Shred is a word used to say, "let's hit the skate park"! Shred as in the copings of the bowl! Skate boarding shreds the copings

by Z King 👑 December 22, 2016

Skage

Strong maskulin male, usually from Norway. Is also a very rare name, and only the most beautiful people are called it

O wow, you are such a Skage
Thank you, that means so much to me

by Mr Mysterio123 September 13, 2019