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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.
Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.
by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025
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Tea sipping fag

A slur specifically targeted towards British people, or people under British heritage.
“I hate this tea sipping fag in front of me.”
by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025
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pimpin n stimpin

something that is gaf (gangster af)
"wow look at that dog wearing the shades he's pimpin n stimpin"
by moo98 September 1, 2017
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The Mary Simpkins

A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama
Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!
by South of 0 July 11, 2019
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Kool-Aid Sippin

When you eat you’re girl out and she’s on her period.
Brad was Kool-Aid Sippin Katelyn last night.
by DavidMFDaniels January 23, 2020
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The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.
Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
by gully64 March 10, 2020
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