I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

by The Jumbo Shrimp March 2, 2017

funky bull shrimp

Funky bull shrimp is the term you use when you are befucked by a certain person, place, or thing.

Person: You know what's some funky bull shrimp? When you have to go to church when you could be staying inside listening to your heavy metal legend of zelda theme remix.

by mordicc June 12, 2018

peel the shrimp

Peeling the shrimp is wanking off a boy. The shrimp is his intimate area.

I’m gonna peel the shrimp later

by Teekz26 May 9, 2018

Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)

doctor Puerto Rico shrimp. BAHHAHAHAHA

by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022

bubba gump shrimp

to have a tiny small wee-worm.

Hey man i have a bubba gump shrimp!

by torra borra May 24, 2004

hot shrimp!

An expression similar to "Holy cow!" or "Holy moley!" or "Holey rusted metal, Batman!" that is somewhat-kind-of-not-really derived from/inspired by listening to David Bowie's song "Rebel Rebel" without really paying attention, and mistaking the lyrics "hot tramp" for "hot shrimp."

"Hot shrimp! The test is tomorrow and I haven't studied yet!"

"Hot shrimp! I love you so!"

by thefancyapple August 30, 2009

Popcorn Shrimp

A tiny penis with an erection that resembles an upward curled popcorn shrimp.

Dave was full on popcorn shrimp for the new Halo game, months before it's release.

by Wizard Toast October 14, 2010