Rule 1701

You do not fuck with Captain Picard. Evar.

Goodnight, Sweet Prince... Patrick Stewart died today. RIP 1949-2009.
Hell no! Rule 1701! *ban*

by Rianamarie September 15, 2009

Rule 1337

When there is a game, there are hacks for it.

Rule 1337 can include the following:
-Aimbot
-Speed Hacks
-Spin Bot
-Triggerbot
-And Ownage

by Rule 1337 June 3, 2011

Ja Rule

A disgrace to hip-hop and don't even put his name in RAP.Lil'Bow Wow's and Lil'Romeo's ghostwriters have better flow than him.The only reason he gets hits records is if Ashanti is doing the hooks.The worst Pop Star I've ever seen that claims he's in rap.

Irv Gotti's puppet.

Irv Gotti:Since we ain't making money off of rap you should start acting!

Ja Rule:I am already acting!My best role is Tupac in every rap video I make!

by anonymous January 8, 2005

Rule 39

There is Furry porn of it. No exceptions.

I invoked rule 39 on The Lion King...and it worked VERY well.

by Acanthus January 15, 2009

magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

Ten Percent Rule

You must be ten percent smarter than the equipment you attempt to operate.

I tried to fax you but I failed the ten percent rule.

by Ben Dreidel August 20, 2008

guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

by El Fredo October 22, 2004