long richard

An alternate word for penis.

Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".

Ex: Gon' do this LOONG RICHARD STYLE.

Ex: Yea just like my Long Richard.

by Mlg02496 May 10, 2016

Matthew Richards

A homosexual who lacks friends

Hey that kids a Matthew Richards

by AVeryWiseHeteroSexual January 16, 2018

cold richard

Shitting in a ziplock bag, freezing it, then putting it in the pocket of someone that’s passed out at a party. They wake up and it’s nice and squishy.

Oh man Baker put a cold Richard in Scott’s pocket, and the shit had thawed so much that it was all over hand when he went to get his car keys.

by Baker 1719 January 27, 2018

Richard Lungen

Richard Lungen is a sexy man with a nice Chinn. When he gets older he has 3 kids and one of which would be named Jeffrey. He does anything to make someone happy including getting someone an internship. Richard Lungen is a great friend.

I got really bored so if anyone's name happens to Richard lungen this will be them

Richard Lungen is a sexy man

by Menbolbol January 30, 2018

Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

Richard Hatch

He won survivor: Borneo

Remember survivor Borneo? Yeah Richard Hatch Won!

by MCavalier January 17, 2021

Duncan Richards

Noun; sexual position in which the female is almost in a headstand with shoulders and neck on the floor, vagina pointed at the ceiling, this is key. The male placed himself above the female with feet wide set and while pushing his penis straight down to enter the female while doing squats or dipping, hence, Duncan Richards or dunking dicks.

Oh man that chic was wild...she let me hit her with the Duncan Richards. Can I get a dip dip???

by The Real Duncan Richards March 31, 2021