Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.

"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"

by chucklung January 9, 2025

Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire

Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work

by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025

Age of Resentment

The time period when your sexual assault charges are actually liable.

Person 1. Get this, this chick is really charging me for sexual assault. It's only because I have money now.
Person 2. Wasn't this like thirty years ago? She said clearly she didn't want the trouble and she still loved you.
Person 1. Yeah, she is way passed her age of resentment

by Papa Jackson February 22, 2018

Austin No Frags Roesner

A man who is so bad at rainbow six, but thinks he is so good. Chooses from an arsenal of 2 operators, both of which he can't kill anyone with. he compensates for the absence of real friends with smashing hoes with STD's, he is a dumb nigger

Austin, please get a second kill
Austin, please get a fucking kill
Austin, You fucking suck austin no frags roesner

by The KKK 2 November 10, 2018

Blue sprint rodent

How i type sonic

Someone:sonic. me: blue sprint rodent.

by DECEAR CLEAR DOWN EGG September 25, 2019

Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.

Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt

by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021

The Wild Rodent

The wild rodent it a way to greet your friends informally. This is how you preform the wild rodent. First sit on you knees and move your head around. Then hop around whomever your doing it too. Then sniff them as you hoping.

I’m going to meet my friend and preform The Wild Rodent.

by Darth_Meow November 23, 2021