Roman Swap

A wife swap or partner swap, done without the use of condoms.

Wife: I'm only interested in a full Roman Swap. So this other couple you found had better be DDF!

by thenvcoastismine December 31, 2017

Roman

This man is one in a million so he has been told. He is a somewhat tall, curly haired, dark person. But once you get to know him he may open up more. He has gone through a grueling childhood and yet he does his best to smile. He loves his girlfriend from one end of the multiverse to the other and back and will be loyal until his last breath. He has not nor will ever leave you. If you find a Roman that fits this, they probably like cuddles and movies and popcorn. Roman may also play warhammer 40k. Hes nervous when it comes to his physical look and you will almost never see him without a sweater unless you are alone. He is skinny, but not the kind of skinny that looks gross. His hands are scarred and worn and he relentlessly cuts the accidentally doing modeling or using machinery. His dad is an old cunt but roman still loves him and his mom made the mistake of bringing him here. Roman has a multitude of great ideas when it comes to emotional support. If you try to thank him for his help he will simply say that you did most of it yourself. whether this is true or not depends on the situation. He is a person that has knowledge beyond his years. Though he doesnt believe this, its utterly true. Roman's friend group is being depleted due to a bunch of factors. He believe the main reason is that he is a nerd and he is too weird. If you are dating and he says this to you, call him your weirdo and then promptly kiss him. It will not only make his day, but probably his whole week.

Girl : did you see roman in math today? He was so weird
Guy : yea. I think hes pretty dumb

by Manbearpig666666 January 7, 2020

Roman

Adorable bab and they is amazing and sweet

Roman is amazing, I love them

by Parker Lieks Bubbles April 11, 2020

Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020

Virgin Roman

When a gay male decided to battle in his first sword fight and loses and thus has to be the bottom...

GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...

by Gaybitch97 November 8, 2020

Roman

A person that lived in Roman Empire

The is a Roman he lives in the Roman Empire

by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020

Roman's

its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.

Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.

by Krkič February 15, 2020