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relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.
by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001
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Open Relationship

1 For a female, the state or condition of being single. For a male, the state or condition of being a servile fuck-wit.

2. A heterosexual relationship or marriage in which the female engages in sexual relations with multiple partners and somehow talks the male into accepting this. The male partner in such a relationship is known as the patsy or victim. This person may speak openly about being "in an open relationship," but generally does not himself pursue alternate partners. The male in these cases is almost always a dutiful idiot, often a SNAG, who sits at home and develops a potentially deadly ulcer, while his partner gets nasty with every dude she can. This type of male is also known as a man-bitch.

The Open Relationship is exclusively dominated by the female. Normal men who wish to pursue multiple sex partners remain single or cheat. This does not include so-called swingers, a sub-class of perv.

The Open Relationship is, more often than not, a precursor to divorce, or occasionally to homicide.
Debbie and Emil are in an open relationship.

Dude! Oh my God. She invited me over for dinner with the two of them.

Don't do it, man. Fake your own death. Anything. There is no good outcome.

What if I go over while he's out of town?

Oh, that's fine then.
by Randomness Personified February 28, 2011
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open relationship

A euphemism describing a relationship in which one or more participates are cheating.
Dude, I heard your girlfriend slept with John, why are you still with her?
Nah, it's cool, we're in an open relationship.
by skrewler February 13, 2010
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tumblr relationship

Two desperate attention seeking 12 year olds who take pictures in obscure places while their mom takes the photo. Afterwards they completely butt fuck the photo with filters and edits.
by Z123411 October 30, 2013
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emo relationship

A emo relationship is between two emo's
this can be a male/female or anything else.
The reletionship can be small or large (kissing/romance or sex/cutting wrists)Although alot of people say emo's cutt their wrists this is occasionaly wrong!All emo's are indavidual & seperate although they follow a guide & some rules,slitting their wrists is not included!
gah!this has to be 40 words long!
internet relationships sometimes work..it worked for me ha!so.. i hope that everyone figures out what a emo relationship is because it can be very confusing & every emo relationship is different!so be relaxed & act yourself to be happy with your relationship! ALSO.. if some crappy website says that emo's have emotional sex & sry all the time..you dont have to do that!
by neverforgetme333 January 5, 2009
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Relationship Goals

"I wish our relationship was like Grace and Dylan's, they're relationship goals!"
by Dylboy11 February 2, 2016
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relationship virgin

When someone hasn't had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
That's pretty sad Lola is 18 and still a relationship virgin.
by this name is taken February 16, 2009
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