bad push

when someone attemps to aww people with an enormous fart probably hoping to get a chuckle and a "good push" from his/her amigos and ends up sharting themself.

Jeremy: <faaaart>
Clint: ahh did you just shart yourself? that's nasty
Ben: bad push Jeremy

by captaincpb June 27, 2008

Shove 'n push

When one does a predetermined action completely backwards because in their mind it's faster. Can also be "because Jerry said".

Educated person: "Why didn't you do that the way I showed you?"

Chewspit covered redneck: "cause it takes too long y'all" (grabs chew bottle ::spit::) "You can't fix stupid."

Educated person: "You're an asshole!

Chewspit covered redneck: "Jerry said give it the 'ol shove 'n push"

by slo boy November 25, 2011

ForFront Push

Your such a nerd Veena. I can't believe you looked this up!

When a person looks up for-front push!

by LawJigga April 26, 2005

Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up

"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"

by jimmy slone May 27, 2004

Proverbial Push-Rod

Penis.

I fucked her in the arse with my proverbial push-rod.

by omniscient87 August 1, 2012

panda push

The explosive liquid poop after eating a two item combo from Panda Express, that typically comes in waves, spraying the toilet bowl with a few coats. Aka the Panda Express. can be used to name the restaurant itself.

OMG pull over I need to handle this panda push!!!

by ashmashedpotatoes December 31, 2016

daddy push harder i want a sister

trust me you dont want a fuckin sister

daddy push harder i want a sister

by Master Bitchington February 15, 2022