porcelain artist

Some who takes pride in the aftermath of extreme and explosive diarrhea.

Bob: God damn Tom! You splatter blasted the hell out of the toliet. It's a real disaster zone!

Tom: I know I'm a porcelain artist! I'll be posting that on ratemypoo.com.

by Bob Buckland February 4, 2009

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Busting some porcelin

The action performed after eating a big meal. Similar to shitting.

After that meal I am gonna be busting some porcelin

by TheHernandezWords August 5, 2007

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100 percent pure death shot

a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.

bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot? Thank you goodbye.

by bartender 101 December 24, 2007

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Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

by STEW POT November 7, 2006

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This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.

Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.

by BlackSnowMan November 23, 2006

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