pulling your goalie

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006

pulling the electric

(verb) having hard sex with a stripper and lovin' every minute of it!

Season 3 episode 1 of Supernatural.
Bobby: So where's your brother?
Sam: Pulling the electric.
Bobby: What?
Sam: Nevermind...

by TheWhiteBowser July 22, 2016

pulling a Trojan

Someone who masturbates at innapropriate times or in public.

Chuck: Oh my god he was pulling a Trojan in math class today!
Ryan: What he was masterbating again!?

by realcanadianmaplekitties January 29, 2009

Pulling a Richard

One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.

"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"

"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."

by davidio92 January 6, 2009

Pulling a Kanye

(v.) being the biggest douchbag in the world by attempting to better someone else's well-being...but only succeeding in being a douchbag.

"Man, did you see Gary try to stop Mary from marrying that loser Steve?"
"Yea man, he was totally pulling a Kanye."

by KACDD September 14, 2009

pulling a jimmy

The act of becoming so inebriated that one loses all sense of girl selection and thus ends up hooking up with a female person of less than average attractiveness.

"You see that ugly chick sitting in the corner eating the turnip pudding? You were pulling a jimmy with her last night!"

by Hollywood Kim October 28, 2008

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016