poomart

a place like walmart but everything is made up of poo! evn the toilet paper

i wne tot poomart

by garrett December 3, 2003

Premade

A term used by Online Gamers always targeted at oneself meaning: 'To be premature', usually referring to premature ejaculation. Most often used in the game World of Warcraft

Rogue: "It's a premade."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."

by Xenubuster October 12, 2008

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

pomance

Much like romance, but indicating a love for the pussy, and nothing else.

-You been spending a lot of time with that broad, you in love?

-No man, it's just pomance.

by Allowishus January 3, 2008

Premarital Touching

When you touch someone in their privates before you marry them

"Man thats some premarital touching i see going on"

by Alvin THE SHIZZ May 19, 2008

Promare

A 2019 anime film by Trigger. Has great animation and music, but only considered notable for a 5 second long gay kiss.

Promare is good, but they can't top Gurren Lagann.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Pramath

Pramath is a tall, fit man with a huge (almost too huge) cock. He is the epitome of human achievement and success.

Pramath is capable of curing cancer and reversing blindness. People named Pramath usually fuck multiple girls and guys at once. He is the ideal representation of raw sexuality and is used to being propositioned by innumerable ladies at once.

Guy 1: Dude do you have a boner?
Guy 2: dude yeah its cause pramath just entered the room
Pramath: hey guys its me pramath
*everyone starts violently having sex*

by bussin nipples April 2, 2022