post face

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

by Rafael13 September 12, 2011

Post-DonkeyKong

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

by Danvk September 21, 2011

Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

by Hbriz November 2, 2011

Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

by Etak_soda November 27, 2011

Post Fuck Cuddle

After having some extreme fuck session you and your partner will experience a deep sensation of romantic love cuz that sex was just so damn good son. It is during this process that both you and your partner will be too physically drained of energy and pussy/sausage juice that neither of you could start up that sexual drive. The end result is the Post Fuck Cuddle where both of you just end up spooning after some hot pussy and dick interaction.

"Hey bro how did that date go?"

"Me and that fuego babe had some hot pussy and dick interaction then ended with a good Post Fuck Cuddle

by elgrandegallonegro February 5, 2014

Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD is a disorder you get from seeing anything having to do with the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" theme

Person 1: Hey have you looked up Shrek is Love on YouTube?
Person 2: Yes regrettably so it gave me PTSD, Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

by Soulful_Gingee September 5, 2016

Post-Collision Nut

The rarely documented occurrence of ejaculation in males after being involved in a car collision.

Person 1- I heard Johnny had a post-collision nut after he wrecked.

Person 2- Does that actually happen?

by Comjohnmarston January 16, 2017