political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years

This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.

by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024

political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry

The words he said were those of a political zealot.

by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024

political zealot

A person who dedicates their life to a political ideology in a manner that, for people not of said ideology, could be compared to religious zealotry

The words he said were those of a political zealot.

by Fathersimmons May 19, 2024

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

Political ambition-fueled orgasm

(To be abbreviated p.a.f.o): a new mental health disorder, when you're so blinded by your political ambition that said ambition becomes almost orgasmic. It may lead to TDS

Political ambition-fueled orgasm is not a reason to resist Donald Trump's ideas for reform

by Sexydimma November 23, 2024

Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.

“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”

by Krisp50 December 15, 2024

Political Bias

The thing that's ruining wikipedia. Btw the side of the political spectrum I'm on is

"Okay, so we're making a new article on Insert politic here, and we gotta remember to leave out as much political bias as possible."
Wikipedia editor: 😨😰

by iminhellplshelpahhh January 1, 2025