nail polish

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.

secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!

by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

polish ping pong

Polish ping pong is played on a regular ping pong table. Best played on a hard floor, the rules require the ball to bounce one time on the floor. Ball can be hit on either side of the table, bouncing any number of times on the table. Makes for a fun twist Expect to run. Very fun!

We got drunk and played polish ping pong. Now I'm exhausted

by discpong November 26, 2013

helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008

Knob Polish

What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).

Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

polish big slick

In Texas Hold'Em, it refers to holding a 2,3. Essentially the exact opposite of big slick as this hand has very little potential aside from a straight draw or pairing those two very low cards.

Pre flop, Wally had the polish big slick. Sensing weakness, he went all in before the flop to win the blinds.

by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006

Polish the Helmet

To give a head job to.

Man that bitch is so hot every time I see her she wants to polish the helmet.

by Master B March 10, 2003

Polish Roulette

You get 10 Advil and one birth control pill. Put it in a hat, reach your hand in, and what ever you grab is what you take for the day.

How were you born? i played polish roulette, got an Advil not a birth control pill.

by ncbringsit06 September 23, 2009