Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m fucking plastered man”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019

Patter dragon

Wanker, often referrers to himself as the patter dragon and enjoys deciding stuff for people

“Listen buddy, I’ll decide, I’m the patter dragon”

by Builtlikescott September 17, 2019

patter plagiary

The act of repeating the genuis and wit of another to appear funny

Stop using my terms when i’m not in to new people, that’s pure patter plagiary son.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

Plattenspielerflex

Someone that posts pictures of turntables in their Instagram story

Have you seen Jan's story? He's such a Plattenspielerflexxer

by EelExplorer69 February 28, 2020

plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that you can barely make sense of what’s happening around you.

For Christ sake lad, I’m plastered now am I.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

Plastered

To be so shitfaced drunk that your non compliant and totally in the clouds of what’s happening around you and on the brink of puking everywhere nonstop

I’m fucking plastered keep it on.

by nbason27 October 9, 2020

planters

a company that uses the same shitty ad over and over again with shitty 3D animation.

basically a bunch of idiots with tiny dicks sitting in high chairs.

dad: "see those planters over there son, they don't know what it's like to be able to run away from their responsibilities."

son: "dad?"

dad: "I'm sorry son goodbye, and tell your sister and mother I'm going to get milk, goodbye for now."

by litdragon99 October 29, 2020