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Virginity Pirate

Someone who seeks out all of the virgins around them and plunders their booty.
Woman 1: I really like that guy, I think I might sleep with him.
Woman 2: Be careful, I hear he is a virginity pirate.
by melsmore May 31, 2010
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Protein Slap

When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.
Yo I gizzed in this condom and then i protein slapped this bitch in the face.
by Pimpin aint ez December 14, 2004
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Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.
I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Pirate

1) One who freely and illegally downloads software, music, movies, or any other form of copyrighted data.

2) The act of downloading this stuff.
ARRR! ME SCALLIES! I JUST PIRATED ME A COPY OF ALESTORM'S NEW ALBUM!
by Yer da =] June 10, 2009
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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Pirates

Pirates kick ass
by Anticitizen Two February 17, 2009
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one legged pirate

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.
My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.
by poontang inc. March 21, 2003
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