brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022

spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

Ping Spoofing

A meme the Minecraft players spam Ping Spoofing in KitPVP servers to annoy the server owners to the point of break.

badboyhalo made another video about ping spoofing. I bet is contains of him just complaining about the players spamming it in the chat again. Thanks Skeppy....

by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

Jesse Pinkman

The funniest and least evil character in breaking bad

Yo bitch whos the best character in BB
Jesse Pinkman of course

by ienhanashg September 14, 2021

Pink diamond

The diamond that was thought to be dead. She was actually the leader of the Crystal Gems. Rose Quarts.

"MY DIAMOND! YOUR DIAMOND! PINK DIAMOND! "

by The_Other_kid June 3, 2018

come pinga

cuban slang insult: The act of sucking or eating dick

Tu ere's tremendo come pinga-You are a tremendous Dick eater

by Will Martinez August 3, 2007