Phat-Phil

Extreamly fat, but lovable person.

Yo! Sup Phat-Phil! I love you!

I love your poofy cheeks fatty!

by Jeff Dunn April 7, 2005

phil colins

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

by Mufflon July 10, 2014

phil gribble

The Phil Gribble is the art of pinning a girl up against the wall in a physically aggressive manor just like Phil Mitchell on Eastenders. You then Proceed to go down on her fast and 'shirley' making sure that you eat all the mess running down her legs whether that be estrogen or shit from the sexual torture. A girl WHo has been phil Gribbled right will be physically Impaired for at least 2 hours.

Did you see Raymond Phil Gribble stacey last night?
Yeah she had to crawl out of the bedroom, she left a trail of body fluids behind her

by Therealistmotherfuckeralive December 31, 2015

wet phil

The act of licking your entire palm into a nice frothy lather then smearing it on an unsuspecting friends face.

Oh man, she totally just got a Wet Phil from that guy.

by Hourswillgetyou February 28, 2016

Phil

A guy with a great personality, has a long cock, makes you laugh so hard that you pee your pants a lil, can get annoying at times, but is the loyalist guy you will ever meet,he is a guy who will always be there for you no matter what happens.

“Is that Phil over there damn he look good today, do you see his dick print girl it so big”

by Eralest November 24, 2018

phil me up

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.

"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie

by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017

HTM-phiL

A secret language that Phils can use to delete Kramers

<delete> Kramer </delete> is a great example of HTM-phiL being put to good use

by lkajdflkajds July 25, 2017