Panda Bacon

A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy

by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009

pandachute

The bunghole of a hairy person that needs to shave there ass crack.

My big ol round girlfriend wants me to pound her in the pandachute!

by Justin The Great September 24, 2007

Panda-fuckin-monium

Absolute insanity, extreme pandemonium

Darren and Austin had a complete drunken night filled with panda-fuckin-monium after the 26 of wisers.

by shu524 August 6, 2010

Panda Asshole

An asshole ravaged by Pandas which insides have been bled out. Its insides are overflowing with dark cum from the pandas cum.

I wanna see a Panda Asshole one day havent seen one in a long time

by IsBoyHD June 23, 2016

Vuluvia Panda

A mysterious animal found in the outer realms of Dingland and commonly speaks the language of Dinglish.

"The Vuluvia Panda reared up and fuck-started John's head!"

by dhbssbmbmg January 20, 2009

Brian Paddick

Brian Paddick is a Lib Dem politician and came 3rd in the running for London Mayor in 2008. He is a "proud homosexual" and is getting married to his gay Norweigian toyboy in January 2009. Often turns up at Gay Pride. Recently appeared on reality Tv show "I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out Of Here!" Where he kicked Timmy Mallet's buttocks in a Bushtucker trial and was 6th to be evicted out of 12, and was in the final week.

Brian Paddick's that queer boy who gets his kit off for his toyboy on live tv and cries a lot. how was he a copper?

by HaHaYoureDead January 15, 2009

Eskimo Panda

The exact tdefinition for an Eskimo Panda is unknown but it may be linked to someone who is staying nicely frozen in the winter of their home and has a deep admiration for pandas.

Or, It could also be a panda in an eskimo costume...or a eskimo in a panda costume. All we know is either way, it's cute.

Lastly, it could be referring to the awesome Eskimo Panda on Left for Dea who will annoy the crap out of you for the fun of it but will also pwn noobs at the same time.

Eskimo pandas are so cute because...well they just sound cute.

I feel like i want to hump a panda and i'm freezing...OMG, I've turned into an Eskimo Panda.

by THEeskimopanda August 3, 2010