Dutch Oven 

To receive a Dutch Oven is when a hooker from Amsterdam poops in your mouth after they had a bowl of chipotle with chicken and beans.

The hookie finally ate chipotle and pulled a dutch oven on me last night. The best night I've ever had!

Dutch Oven by mouthshithooker April 22, 2020

Get in my oven! 

"Get in my oven"

a phrase used when warming your cold hands in your coat's warm pockets. Like putting food into a hot oven.

May also be used in a situation where one person is very cold and wants to hug someone for warmth, usually the torso area.

Person A: "Man. I am freezing"
Person B: "Get in my oven! *Hugs tightly against warm chest area"

Get in my oven! by joshykeatz November 29, 2010

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome 

The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.

Chris just left for rehab because of his Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome

Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndrome by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 18, 2011

Putting it in the oven

Any act that precedes winning. Applies to all situations in life, such as work, test-taking, or sexual intercourse.

Evan describes the act of placing his penis in his girlfriend's vagina as "putting it in the oven."

Putting it in the oven by A guy on a hill July 31, 2011

put it in the oven 

To make the plans

Do you what time the party is? I don't know, I didn't put it in the oven.

put it in the oven by Vroomvroombeyotch March 25, 2017

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven by moosir2u September 22, 2011

dutch oven  

When your stuck in a office meeting and someone has passed gas. No place to go. No place to question the stink.

My boss invited me into his office for a meeting and closed the door.That dutch oven meeting was sure stinky.

dutch oven by At the Fed April 1, 2009