Decking

Repeatedly Slamming your Cock into a deck or dock as hard as you can, usually results in splinters, blisters and uncontrollable bleeding.

Yo Jimmy, want to go Decking later? me and Darren made plans to!!

by Yours Truly -JB January 13, 2024

upper deck

"Upper Deck" signifies being on top, having a superior position, standing on the highest deck of a ship. It's about leadership.. It's not just a position, but a state of mind. It's the "Upper Deck" status.

Sure, here's an example: "Her unmatched beauty and popularity placed her on the 'Upper Deck', making her superior to everyone else."

by rizzmeupb January 31, 2024

Decking That Hole

Pegging. Like really just going at it, pounding an anus.

"Hey what did you and Jessica get up to last night?"
"Oh dude I was just decking that hole all night. I lasted thirty whole seconds"

by Kelloeuf October 18, 2023

Decks

A drinking game for small groups when drinking before an event, or drinking for the sake of drinking, is of utmost priority.

Rules:

2-3 players
52 cards

-Players flip cards one by one, player with the lowest score (cards added together) when a face card surfaces drinks.

-If a face card is someone’s first card, they drink.

-Must finish entire drink before the deck ends. If you don’t you finish your current AND shotgun or take a shot.

-All red or all black cards in one rotation: everyone drinks, round continues.

-Two of the same value card in one rotation or for one player in a row, everyone drinks.

-No face cards pulled by an individual player: shotgun or shot

Game originates in Newport, RI

Hey man, let’s get a few decks in before we head to the party!

Damn, nothing to do tonight. Should we just deck it out?

by ttaywyatt October 28, 2023

Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023