Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.

I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.

by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023

Friday moment

That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.

Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."

by opalhat August 22, 2014

ben friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

Ranger Friday

Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW

Hey Nik, wanna go celebrate Ranger Friday at Panda?

by BugClappa September 29, 2023

Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.

Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

Tiger Friday

A Friday that is going so bad, it's more like a Monday. Usually a Tiger Friday is followed by a need to meet friends and socialize to off-set the crappy day.

Fridays are either like lambs or they're like tigers and mawl the TG right out of TGIF. This is a Tiger Friday.

by Humpty Dump February 26, 2014

Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.

So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.

by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016