Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

by nokidz June 3, 2009

Numsegardi

scientifically proved to be the highest number, by Dr. Peter Jørgensen and professor Kasper Pedersen.

Otherwise it's used when somebody say something really stupid, that made no sense and no brain behind the talking.

Christina Aguilera sees a man in red shoes. Afterwards she yells: "Huhargh", then people speak out loud: "NUMSEGARDI!"

by The god of all words March 5, 2009

Number

Something that you don't give out to strange people who keep asking for it in movie theaters.

Guy: Excuse me can I talk to you for a minute?
Girl: Yeah, what's up?
Guy: Yeah I just wanna let you know... THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKILOUS!
Girl: UH... thanks?
Guy: Yeah you are welcome. So listen. Can I have yo number?
Girl: Uh, no. I just don't give it out... in theaters.
Guy: Oh okay I see how it is...
SO WHERE YO BOYFRIEND?!
Where yo boyfriend at?
Girl: Who?
Guy: Yo boyfriend. Is he getting you refreshments? Is he tall? He gettin' you Mike&Ikes? Oh you like Mike&Ikes. Is he hefty? Is he coming back? Where yo boyfriend?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh you don't? Oh okay. So listen can I have your number?

-Credit:
MadTV; Can I Have Your Number?

by Noah Boughdy April 1, 2008

numpler

a condition where one testicle is bigger than the other, common to gingers who are THE BEST

My numpler means my right ball is way bigger than my left.

by siwi2524 July 30, 2010

number 3 bag

a condom full of jizz

Slav filled up his number 3 bag and stuck it to Kevins back

by Trevor Terry June 7, 2017

Numbuh

A good looking person with a lot of talent and no suspicious habits

Yo have you seen this guy? He really out here being a numbuh!

by KalamazooWoohoo February 24, 2019

numera

An ugly fat couch potato.

Your a numera

by I spit facts 002 March 2, 2021