Shit up to be damned

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.

Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!

by Lance Heston December 27, 2017

Hoover Damn

To use clear tape to block fluids coming out of the vagina.

You have sex with you GF/wife (make sure she's freshly shaved), once complete go to bed. when she is sleeping get some clear tape. cover over her vagina making sure it is hardly visible and covers her holes. When she wakes up and trys to go to the bathroom her vagina will be hoover damned.

by DB9 GLIDER March 6, 2015

zip damn fool

the fool of all fools, in a good way though

you're a zip damn foooooooooooool! zip damn fool

by jimmyjam27206 May 9, 2011

re-damn-diculous

And adjective describing something so rediculous that you had to add the word damn in the middle for added emphasis.

Victim: I got a $5 tax refund!

Friend: That's re-damn-diculous.

by nanert July 1, 2006

shit, damn, fuck

A series of expletives representing the transition from bad, to worse, to the end of the world. Can be used in a string, or with filler phrases inbetween.

You wrecked the Benz? Shit, Damn, Fuck!
Shit, that dude has a gun; damn, he's shooting people; fuck, he's coming for me!

by skrufi July 10, 2005

God Holy Damn

A feel-good blasphemy!

1. God Holy Damn, we are dooomed!

2. God Holy Damn, my brothers, we did it! (positive)

by Dic. February 1, 2004

Damn, she's fine!

Definitions of "fine"...
- Hot
- Big ass and big tits.

Tyler: I was at my girlfriends swim party and I say her mom... Damn, she's fine!
(Tyler's girlfriends proceeds to cut his wang off with a wooden spoon.)

by ItAliAna FaMilIa, 1929 December 23, 2012