Nonce

That weird looking man you saw at the park as a kid

Im gonna keep my son away from that man i think hes a nonce

by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020

Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595 plays a lot of dayz.
Defo touch’s children

The TheArtfulWojer#7595 is a nonce

by Jo99y April 25, 2022

Nonce

John Farley

likes kids under the age of 5. Nonce.

by tiny Taylor June 21, 2020

Nonce

a word used by mainly British people to describe a nasty filthy paedophile

lily: "mr friend jus tried to touch me"
harry:"im gunna report that cunt, what a nonce"

by glitterfairy.com July 20, 2023

Nonce

So smart

Wow, you're nonce

by Smart smart pants October 24, 2019

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020

Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025