Mustapha

BISMILLAH, OK SO IF UR NAME IS MUSTAPHA THEN UR JUS HOT, STRAIGHT UP HOT ASF, UR REALLY REALLY CLOSE TO UR FREINDS, UR HELLA GOOD AT FUTSAL AND ANY TYPA OTHER SPORTS BUT AT THE SAME TIME UR CLUELESSNESS- ALLAH HUAKBAR WHERE DO I START BUT ANYWAYS UR FACE IS MASHALLAH LIKE UR JUS SO PERFECT ALLAH MADE U SO PERFECT WALLAH AND WHAT EVEN MORE PERFECT THAN UR FACE IS UR LONG CURLY HAIR JUS MASHALLAH, BTW IK IF UR A MUSTAPHA U LOVEEEEE PIZZA SOOOO MUCH AND IK U HATE TACOS AS MUCH HEHEHE ANYWAYS I LOVE YOU, YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE FUCKN UNIVERSE

POV : UR MUSTAPHA

ME: <3

by 3'THU BILLAH- November 22, 2021

Mustache Molly

When you finger bang a chick and wipe her ooze on her upper lip

You should have seen how pissed Mikey's girlfriend was after he gave her a Mustache Molly

by Doooompoop November 28, 2021

mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache

she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Mustache

A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.

Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy

by SuggmaBallz June 8, 2022

mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.

Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?

by hehe2 July 13, 2022

Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.

I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.

by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022

mustachiola

a lute-like instrument played by maidens in the days of yore

The lady doth crumble for even a fool on the condition that he is adept with a mustachiola

by despacho November 22, 2022