Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018

Mullet

A business major that plays for both teams.

“Hunny everyone experiments in college”

“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”

“EW MOOOOM STOP”

by FreeMullets September 18, 2023

Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.

Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

by Sigah April 16, 2020

Mullet Meader

Mullet Meader, the nickname for Curtis Meader, Pope and bassist for primitive soul, he's a good lookin man, and loves merry Down, uppa mead

Bloody hell butt, mullet Meader is down there clarttt

by TheMulletMeader April 23, 2022

Mullet

A Mullet is a certain type of hair cut that is strongly fashionable among both males and females all around the world. A Mullet is when you have a very shortly trimmed cut on top of your head (no fringe, usually below 3cm long) and a significantly long patch of hair on the back (usually down to the collar bone, but lots of people have shorter) side of your head. usually the sides will also be cut below 1.5cm long to enhance the look but this is not necessary to achieve a Mullet.

Mate, that's a great Mullet!

by Mark Fisher - Urban Dictionary September 16, 2020