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Michigan

-A magical, mitten-shaped land consisting primarily of trees, whitetail deer, squirrels, beaches, and snow. Inhabited by a race of people which are said to never complain about the cold, have a diet of which is made of 85% venison and beer, and are rumored to be direct descendants of Canadians.
-Consists of the U.P. and the lower peninsula. Don’t ever call it the “L.P.”
-Where whitetail deer come from.
-Where whitetail deer flee from in November.
-Tourists are both hated and loved here. The state needs them for a sustainable economy, yet it doesn't matter where you go; if you are a tourist, no one likes you.
-All five Great Lakes belong to Michigan. Ontario included. Which is why Michigan is also called the “Great Lakes State”. Deal with it.
-An Asian Carp’s dream home.
-Therefore, Asian Carp are a Michigander/Michiganian’s greatest fear (other than running out of beer and deer to hunt).
-There is only one sports rivalry that matters: University of Michigan and Michigan State.
-Nobody in Michigan can drive worth a damn unless there’s snow on the ground. But even if there is snow on the ground, one should drive cautiously; this excludes douche bags with trucks. They quickly end up in the ditches.
-Detroit… just… sucks. Anyone who lives outside Detroit considers it it’s own state. It’s often referred to as “Un-Michigan” or “Red Wings Land”.
-Without Detroit, Michigan would be much further down on the obesity and crime lists.
-See also: Canada.
Person A: So where are you from?
Person B: Michigan.
Person A: Oh really, me too. What part?
Person B: Detroit.
Person A: ...Oh... So, uh... I hear they have hockey over there, huh?
by The Green Pirate November 30, 2010
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Michi

Short for michelada. An elite Mexican cocktail that only real vatos drink
Aye tell ur tío to hook it up with a michi. That foo b gettin down at the functions
by nun ya hoe April 8, 2020
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rug munchin

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Munchie

Cuteness, in the form of a male with a beard.
"Munchie, are you from Tennessee, because you're the only Ten I See"

"Wow... that guy is so munchie"
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Michigan

A state that always says fuq u to anything and anyone. Detroit is the Unofficial capital of this badass state and overshadows the real capital which is Lansing
Snows on Saturday
Muddy by Monday
Michigan doesn't care about your snowdays
by bananly August 28, 2011
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michiganeh

Jewish slang for a Jew who lives in Michigan. The term stems from the Yiddish word "Meshuganeh", meaning crazy person.
Oh yeah, poor David, the Michiganeh. What would bring a Jew to Michigan anyway?
by AdamInTo December 25, 2007
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Eastern Michigan University Marching Band

The “Pride of the Peninsula”, The EMU marching band is currently in its 117th year and has a little under 200 members. The marching band performs at several functions around campus. The most notable though is at every home football game. Many hours of practice and hard work go into preparing each show, and over time the band begins to view each other as more than a group of people, they become a “band family”. The discipline and tradition that the marching band holds help them to put on a performance that represents Eastern Michigan in a really good light.
Presenting the "Pride of the Peninsula", the EMU marching band! - read by announcer as the band runs out of the tunnel at Eastern Michigan University's home football games. This is the Eastern Michigan University Marching Band.
by trumpet2010 January 6, 2012
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