Muff

Extreame messup, "To fuck up something", to blow something (hahahaha not tht way You no waht we mean)

Oh watta Muff!!

Dude you muffed that pass!

Oh MUFF

by Lil Nait234 January 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!

by Deathbypiano88 October 15, 2010

muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 1, 2005

Muff

An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.

I'ma beat his muffing butt.

Baby, we are going to muff all night long.

MOTHER MUFFER!

Oh yeah? Well, muff you!

It's muffin cold out here.

by xoxo coco loco oxox December 4, 2010

Muff

a pouffy area often frequented by "Z"

Can I see the MUFF please!!!
Going to the cocomuff to get muffafied!

by Brown beauty February 25, 2003

muff

another for "hell" or "heck"

wat tha muff?

wat tha heck?

wat tha hell?

by 64 August 30, 2005

muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

by Doctor Dog Tits December 29, 2009