muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

muddy swirl

When you get a high colonic with coffee and your partner drinks the filtered results out of a silly straw.

That nasty-ass coffee shop tastes like your mama's muddy swirl.

by jb1245 January 15, 2008

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Muddy rudder

Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.

Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

Muddy

not great, not awful but unpleasant. Not always clear or undestoond.

I found her attitude to be muddy.

by thebadgirly January 18, 2022

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018