Skip to main content

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! 

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker
Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

John motherfuckin Rambo 

the proper way to reference the lead role of any of the movies in the Rambo trilogy, due to the massive amounts of ass that are kicked
"holy shit, John Motherfuckin Rambo shot down a helicopter with EXPLODING ARROWS"

motherfuckingcocksucking 

the act of sucking your mom's cock(a dildo may be used if there is no penis attached)
"Susuie Q. is a master of motherfuckingcocksucking."
"I didn't come into work yesterday becasue I was all tied up with my motherfuckingcocksucking affairs."

motherfuckingdumbshit 

a especially fucking retarded ass mother fucker who is dumber than a sack of shit while at the same time being a total cunt loaf whilst also being a fucking faggot.
Look at that douche over there what a motherfuckingdumbshit.

I.E. Jcon

crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt 

It means you stupid crazy and ugly