ethan marks

Ethan Marks always struggled on the basketball court, his awkward shots earning him chuckles from friends. Despite his lack of skills, he had a peculiar charm that drew Zara, his eccentric girlfriend, close. With her quirky fashion sense and offbeat humor, they made an unlikely but endearing pair, embracing their uniqueness together.

'Ethan Marks missed another 3-pointer'

by chester103 June 19, 2025

Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.

Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.

by S3xninja September 20, 2025

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

fight for merks

To fight relentlessly and without concern for safety. Aiming to seriously hurt your opponent.

Boy 1: yo this guy's is bugging he always talking shut
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody

by Crihs notems November 28, 2016

Did a Moresh

Pulling something miraculous out of thin air time and time again.

Look he's done it again he did a Moresh!

by Cpt hh May 25, 2017

Dumpster S'mores

When your life is a dumpster fire, but you make the most of it anyways by making something delicious out of it.

Bob lost his job and his wife left him, but now he's got tons of free time for video games. Bob is the king of dumpster s'mores.

by Visjar September 4, 2018

Chip’a s’mores

A Brody and Charlotte sandwich in which a chips ahoy cookie takes up the ends with a pink marshmallow on the middle

Would you like to be in the middle of a Brody and Charlotte chip’a s’mores?

by Poopieface69 July 22, 2021