Me:”have you seen minister”
Random person:”do you mean that lanky millionaire sex offender miniminter?”
Random person:”do you mean that lanky millionaire sex offender miniminter?”
by Joetomo11 September 12, 2023
Get the Miniminter mug.Misamiswitch, or Misami for short, is when a person who hated one thing in the past becomes the thing they hated. Usually happens with people under 13, but can happen to teens and adults too. The word comes from prefixes mis- (meaning hate, wrong, bad) and ami- (love, enjoy, like). Can also be called the Misami Rule.
Derek was an antifurry a few years ago, but now all he talks about is furry stuff. Must be misamiswitch.
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A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
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Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.
Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.
Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.
by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023
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Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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