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mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.
Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!
mexican hotpocket by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

mexican hottub 

When three or more people are in a hot tub and start farting.The water will sperate the methane gas and make farts smell worse when the bubbles pop at the surface.
Paco and his buddies started a mexican hottub,at the bbq yesterday.
mexican hottub by JimTdog December 15, 2007

Mexican standoff 

a situation that nobody can triumph in, especially one where all people involved have guns
The Mexican standoff has become a cliche in movies.
Mexican standoff by Light Joker October 11, 2006

Mexican subwoofer 

Term for a driver or passenger of a car/truck/&c who, while there is music on the stereo, stomps loudly or crisply on the floor, keeping the beat in the absence of an actual bass speaker.
"Dude, you hear that? It's a Mexican subwoofer, man!"

"Your system is pretty sick, even with the Mexican subwoofer."

"You broke-ass bitch! When are you gonna get rid of the Mexican subwoofer?"

"This whip's pretty awesome, well, other than the Mexican subwoofer."
Mexican subwoofer by Charles Roth November 1, 2006

mexican carry 

To carry a pistol inside the waistband with no holster.
ex1.
I mexican carry my glock 17 and accidently show my balls.

ex2.
The guy mexican carries his glock and shot him in the leg while driving.
mexican carry by migueljuarez January 6, 2007

Mexican oil change 

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
Mexican oil change by Meldroc January 18, 2006