Mechaphobic

Adjective a Mechaphobic person hates those rusty toast built clankers

Houston we have a problem what i lost 5 of my toes. its those clankers again. Houston you cant say that. why because its Mechaphobic. yes now die

by the brain damaged definer November 22, 2025

Mechanic

To define something that is now good that was previously bad or something good in general

“My old dress is so mechanic now”

by Jamkin January 14, 2026

Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.

Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."

by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008

onion mechanic

A suburban thug with an uptight name like Camden or Vaughn who still lives this his or her parents despite having graduated high school years ago.

Is he STILL going to high school parties? What an onion mechanic.

by mechanic police October 10, 2008

cyber mechanic

Some who repairs and improves websites

Dude, your website is crap. You need a cyber mechanic.

by identitycred September 16, 2009

Big Mechanic

A man who is highly well trained in fixing or repairing vehicles, A person who is highly well educated in vehicles.

Yo big mechanic whats wrong with this car.

by Repoeman May 21, 2010

Arse Mechanic

A gay man, more "butch" and "rugged" than "camp" and "raving".

Mike: "I didn't realise Sergeant Muscle was bent".....
Jim: "Yeah man he's an arse mechanic"

by peterbeans December 28, 2010