Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006

Matrix

Calendar Hoes that are featured in the month of May.

"Damn fool, did you get a glimps of dem Maytrix."

by D. Ferrel September 25, 2003

Matrix

1.A form of powerade that tastes like victory
2.To pull off an awesome dodge

1.I drank a bottle of matrix yeasterday.
2.I matrixed the bullets as the cops shot at me!

by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 2, 2003

MaTriX

Ma-Trix ••• What Ian's Ma does.

Ian's ma does some pretty good ma-trix £20.00!

by Ian's Ma August 24, 2003

matrix

The act of orgasming on a womans face so that ejaculate drips down creating the appearance of computer code.

I finished banging Mary in the ass and finidshed up by giving her a Matrix.

by the guy named bob b May 13, 2006

Manriod

Pronounced Period, but replacing the 'Pe' for 'Man'. It's when a guy wipes his arse and notices blood on the tissue. Usually from taking a huge shit, or wiping you're arse too hard.

"Oh mate, that dump I just took was so big it made my arsehole bleed"
"Is it your time of the month? Because that sounds like your manriod's come on."

by Owster May 16, 2006

ilyan manriquez

one of the sexiest people ever it will be hard to find another person like him because there is none and he's extremely handsome

ilyan manriquez is so handsome

by TACOS ARE ! March 25, 2020