Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

jamless washing machine

An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.

Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber

by LALISA IS QUEEN September 25, 2017

gash machine

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

by very_ape January 18, 2006

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

machinesplain

A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.

I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.

by gravitymonkey December 21, 2014

Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap

Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter

by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019