moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out

Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.

by breadmachiene March 17, 2019

moon flag

The process of religiously wacking off into a single piece of cloth or small towel over the span of weeks or months until it can stand up on it's own like the american flag placed on the moon by the astronauts. Typically made by members of the armed forces, monogamous business men, and teenagers at summer camp.

Dude, this is going to be a long deployment, I think I'll make a moon flag as an experiment and then see if I can break in it half before we go home.

by Poopsicle_8251 May 16, 2018

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

moon burnt

The reference too or about someone's or somethings current skin color , tone or looks and or the body actions,words or hitness level of them.

Amity- cant wait tell summer so I can get a sun tan.
Tj- Oooo yeah bisshhh your moon burnt.

by big trappe April 1, 2019

Moon Melt

A psychological “melt down” / big mood swing linked to the full moon phase of a Lunar Cycle.

Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”

Oh my god , I had a huge moon melt last full moon !! I was crazy for 4 days ... it sent me nuts .

by Cainey October 3, 2020

moon crusher

A moon crusher is someone who anally penetrates others brutally or intensely.

In prison they called my dad the moon crusher

by Leonard skinhead March 3, 2019

The Moon Effect

when boys or girls are only horny at night

Jack wanted to hook up with Kelly last night but she fell asleep and when she woke up he said "never mind I don't want to anymore don't tell anyone" guess it was the moon effect

by southwest September 12, 2016