by bringingHomeLaaBacon December 27, 2009
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v. for a mother to force her offspring to perform tasks through her any means necassary; including superior mental and physical prowess ie. the guilt trip and the back hand
;similar to manhandle
;similar to manhandle
"Don't make me mom-handle you!!!" or "I can't hangout. My mom is mom-handling me into cleaning my room."
by M.D. Thomas October 19, 2009
Get the Mom-handle mug.The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.
Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.
by Numerati October 12, 2023
Get the Mom Math mug.A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.
Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.
by HenryTheNavigator February 23, 2013
Get the zoo mom mug.A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).
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