Mint Chocolate Chip

When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.

Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.

by Stoner McBoner 69 September 3, 2023

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Mint

verb- Mint- to mint, minting, minted.

A replacement for the expression "coining a phrase"
because COIN is not a verb...and anyway, you don't coin a coin, you mint one...hence....minting a phrase.

I thought I had minted the phrase "Cropdusting" turns out I had not.

by Conner 'Superboy' Kent October 16, 2011

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Mint Patty

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.

she pulled a mint patty last night when she hooked up with a rando on my porch.

by mollygail468 January 6, 2018

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Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

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