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by anonymous January 8, 2021
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maya is literally spider-man
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Me: Omg, that's Maya!
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
Some random dude: Oh is her name Maya? I only knew that she is laughing all the fucking time. I guess it makes sense tho.
by Taurusxbitches February 13, 2022
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by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019
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i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
i love her more than any other mf to walk this earth .. idky tho
mf never wants to play footsies with me or nothin
anyways lets make christmas cookies soon and binge watch christmas movies!
by urforeverlover November 22, 2021
Get the maya mug.A double entendre name made up by Bart Simpson when calling a bar in Hawaii using Denis Leary's cell phone. The gag became apparent when the bar tender called out: "Has anyone seen Maya Normusbutt?"
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