Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.

"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!

by Demitree December 27, 2008

subliminal massage

A massage given not out of kindness, but because the massager is trying to seduce the massagee.

"Dylan's been giving Jane a subliminal massage for forty five minutes now, he must really want her."

by Alkal January 11, 2010

Surgical masks

Very EXPENSIVE thing during coronavirus

Those surgical masks are so expensive

by anonymous March 25, 2020

foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.

Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.

by Taz1970 February 5, 2010

weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.

Come on. Do I really need to give one?

by globalgirl November 6, 2003

massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

mass textodus

A text message sent to more than one person.
Usually signified by writing "MASS TEXTODUS:" before the actual contents of the actual message.

MASS TEXTODUS: Everyone! Party tonight at Ryan's house. Be there, or you're gay.

by Mr. Lemon October 19, 2009