Lump of Freak

To be a large mishapen blob which resembles a freak; a deformed blob. See also lump of freakity

Example: "Have you actually done any exercise before? You big lump of freak!"

by Geeballs14 July 23, 2005

lumpjumping

When a woman is on her period and needs to shower, after removing her tampon she will need to partake in the act of 'lumpjumping'. Avoiding any clots of blood from her vagina as they fall out whilst showering.

I'm having the heaviest period at the moment, i had a shower the other day and was lumpjumping for about 10 minutes!

by Mel Smith May 16, 2007

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by Joshua January 18, 2004

umpa lumpa

Those adorable little people in willy wonka. I wonder if they will be in the new one?. They are hard working slaves for a man who sings to much.

I want to steal a umpa lumpa so it can do my homework. I shall look on ebay!

by GIGGLES May 16, 2005

like it or lump it

usually a British phrase, meaning, " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".

like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry ; at least that will cut down on some bureaucracy

by Sexydimma December 16, 2014

lump

a person with no arms or legs

after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'

by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 3, 2004

Umpa-Lumpa

A short fat person or woman that no one likes primarily because she is always vindictive and evil and mean.

Watch out, here comes Umpa-Lumpa!

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003