Literary Abortion

A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.

"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"

"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."

"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"

"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."

by divineallbeing March 2, 2012

Literary crush

A special kind of crush on a literary figure, which values them for their wit/cleverness and general ability to impress

I have a crippling literary crush on Philip Roth

by guiliaurbandictionary March 26, 2013

literary lime

A literary lime: an obscure language

Old French is a literary lime.

by limmeeeeee December 19, 2014

Literacy rage

The feeling of venomous bile rising from ones stomach when people can not master basic English.

"I was on Facebook and I saw Joanne's post. She keeps writing defiantly instead of definitely, it gives me literacy rage"

by nicestcuntyou'llevermeet March 7, 2017

literal zone

A place or location that is ideal

"That restaurant is a literal zone" -Katie Tewks

"Who's hosting tonight? It better be a literal zone!"

by Gobearswhatsgood November 22, 2019

LiteralLagGod

LiteralLagGod is the god of all lag. The god of lag suffered many years of lag only to end up cursing every mother fucker with some lag. Holy shit this godly mass of flesh and bones will fuck the shit out of your game no cap if you get lag you know he is around and you better run. LiteralLagGod with curse your Rec Room game with his mighty lag stick created by rec roomer blue flamingo and spends his past times with him.

Him: Yo I just ducking lagged so hard

You: must be LiteralLagGod

by ShopkeeperOfDefinitions November 1, 2019

literally fucking dies

The thing that happens to you when you either get blown to bits by some kind of bomb, or just shot in the head, or something like that.

Jim was shot in the head, he literally fucking dies, and was tebagged so bad his ancestors felt it.

by Super862 November 5, 2019